xizv:

Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.

*blushes*

  • baby:

    fo..fo

  • parents:

    food? foot?

  • baby:

    foolish little brother, if you want to kill me, despise me, hate me. Run, run.. cling to live and survive in an unsightly way. Then someday, when you have these same eyes, come to me

buzzfeed:

A look into the experiences of bisexual women who happened to fall in love with men

Graphics by Chris Ritter

Reblogging this again because it’s so important.

theragin-cajun:

intergalacticsloth:

askerenjaegerisfuckingawesome:

tennants-hair:

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU? ALL OF YOU WHO HAD WRITTEN OFF PLUTO, WHO HAD CROSSED IT OFF YOUR PLANET LIST? REMEMBER HOW IT WAS ‘TOO SMALL” TO BE A PLANET? HOW NASA, IN COLLABORATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL ASTRONOMICAL UNION REMOVED ITS PLANETARY STATUS AND  CHANGED ITS NAME TO 134340? HOW EVERYONE THEN CONSIDERED THERE TO BE EIGHT PLANETS, NOT NINE?

BUT SOME OF US REMAINED LOYAL TO PLUTO. IT WAS NEVER FORGOTTEN. AND NOW HERE WE ARE, AND JUSTICE IS UPON US AFTER 8 YEARS.

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? PLUTO HAS AT LEAST FIVE MOONS, A PRETTY BIG NUMBER FOR A ”DWARF-PLANET”, HUH? ESPECIALLY WHEN EARTH, QUITE BIGGER THAN PLUTO AND AN OFFICIAL PLANET ONLY HAS ONE. AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? ERIS, THE PLANET WHICH EVERYONE THOUGHT TO BE BIGGER THAN PLUTO, MAY NOT BE BIGGER AFTER ALL. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT PLUTO HAS AN ATMOSHPERE. THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A SUPPOSEDLY NON-PLANET HAS AN ATMOSPHERE. AGAIN, ISN’T THAT IMPRESSIVE?

SO LOOK AT THIS. NEW FINDINGS, AND A NEW AGE FOR PLUTO. AN AGE OF RECOGNITION AND APPRECIATION. AND ALLOW ME TO CLOSE THIS -somewhat aggressive-PRESENTATION OF OPINION WITH THE MOTTO OF THE PLUTO APOLOGISTS: VIVA LA PLUTO!

Get “Viva la Pluto” to be a trending tag

The Pluto fandom doesn’t fuck around

i don’t know why it was declassified in the first place, like other than pissing people off what difference did it make?

  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*

  • friend:

    you good?

  • *i look up slowly*

  • me:

    are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

honest-babee:

oh boy

Omg the wet spot :3

honest-babee:

oh boy

Omg the wet spot :3

sihthappens:

oikaast:

This.This.Motherfucking this.FUCKING THIS!I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH PEOPLE WHO DOES THIS!?!?WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO ANOTHER PERSON?JUST BE REALLY KIND AND KISS THEM AND MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU WITH NO INTENTIONS AT ALL?DONT ACT LIKE ITS THERE WHEN IT AINT!!!

THIS!!!!!

Bruuuuuuh..

sihthappens:

oikaast:

This.
This.
Motherfucking this.
FUCKING THIS!
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH PEOPLE WHO DOES THIS!?!?
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO ANOTHER PERSON?
JUST BE REALLY KIND AND KISS THEM AND MAKE THEM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU WITH NO INTENTIONS AT ALL?
DONT ACT LIKE ITS THERE WHEN IT AINT!!!

THIS!!!!!

Bruuuuuuh..

thisshitfunny:

company gm: so what are your skills or talents 

me: 

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company gm: wooooo shit gotdamn boi